Read this quick blurb I came across in Time magazine, dated May 6, 2009, page 15....
"Turns out even sex isn't recession proof. Brothel owners in Germany, where an estimated 400,000 prostitutes operate legally, are resorting to gimmicks like price cuts, package deals and other promotions to lure penny-pinching customers. One madam says revenues at her Hanover brothel have dropped 30% in recent months. Another establishment is offering a $90.00 flat rate admission fee during daytime hours for unlimited food, drink and sex."
I bet 'free' extra-marital affairs between co-workers, neighbors, etc are on the RISE. Why? Well, financial strain leads to arguments, which leads to pissed off wives, which leads to no sex for husbands. Number two argument between married folks is over money (number one is arguing over the kids). However, because money is tighter these days adulterers must get creative as to where to go to have their affair since hotels are too expensive. I suggest renting someones spare bedroom for the afternoon on http://www.airbnb.com/. It is a bed and privacy for a fraction of what you would pay for at a hotel - check it out!
"Turns out even sex isn't recession proof. Brothel owners in Germany, where an estimated 400,000 prostitutes operate legally, are resorting to gimmicks like price cuts, package deals and other promotions to lure penny-pinching customers. One madam says revenues at her Hanover brothel have dropped 30% in recent months. Another establishment is offering a $90.00 flat rate admission fee during daytime hours for unlimited food, drink and sex."
I bet 'free' extra-marital affairs between co-workers, neighbors, etc are on the RISE. Why? Well, financial strain leads to arguments, which leads to pissed off wives, which leads to no sex for husbands. Number two argument between married folks is over money (number one is arguing over the kids). However, because money is tighter these days adulterers must get creative as to where to go to have their affair since hotels are too expensive. I suggest renting someones spare bedroom for the afternoon on http://www.airbnb.com/. It is a bed and privacy for a fraction of what you would pay for at a hotel - check it out!
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